Because everyone likes pretending they're a knight when they cook, James Brown (no not THAT James Brown, silly! The one with the green hair in the video after the jump) has created a Kickstarter for Combat Kitchenware, a line of cookware with weapon handles instead of plain ones. Currently, $27 will get you a handle kit to convert a pan yourself, and assembled pans start at $45 and go up from there. Unfortunately, they don't come in ninja sword grips. EXCEPT THE ONES I'M SELLING. "That's a shoelace wrapped around a banana." Shhhhhhhh! But yeah, that is what it is. I want one that looks like Excaliber's handle so I can threaten roommate with it oldschool style.
Stop there, heathen! I knoweth thou has stolen with my final pudding cup! Do explain thyself. "I didn't take it." Oh no-eth? "I really didn't." DAMMIT DERREK I KNOW YOU ATE IT, PREPARE TO DIE! *CLONK!* "I swear I..." *CLONK CLONK CLONK!* Haha, oh there it is -- it was hiding in the back.
Hit the jump for a shot of an egg frying and James' Kickstarter video where he proves green hair really does sell products.
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